| Team Name | Time Difference (seconds) |
|---|---|
| 80s Ladies | 0.98 |
| Young and Fertile | 1.85 |
| Team Scream | 2.46 |
| Hot Bunz | 2.75 |
| The No Pipeliners | 2.77 |
| Teal Retro | 2.91 |
| Doom Wake | 3.20 |
| The Bald Eagles | 3.20 |
| Team Awesome | 3.52 |
| Team Yum Yum | 3.74 |
| Stiff Titties | 6.87 |
| Two and a Half Men | 8.12 |
| Purple Bubbles | 8.77 |
| One Handen the Chocolate | 9.25 |
| Bad Apples | 9.86 |
| The Suckers | 11.80 |
| Hyper Drive | 11.81 |
| Polka Dotted Tails | 13.17 |
| Beauty Eh | 13.90 |
| Thingy Ma Jiggers | 14.66 |
| Over the Hill | 16.02 |
| Best Team | 17.77 |
| Speedy Ski Bumps | 19.40 |
| Buffalo Monkeys NG | 22.61 |
| Team Awshum | 58.87 |