| Team Name | Time Difference (seconds) |
|---|---|
| The Crotch Rockets | 2.37 |
| Team Train Wreck | 2.40 |
| Smooth Snailing | 3.67 |
| Beavers | 4.30 |
| The Frosted Flakes | 4.89 |
| Go Go Girls | 5.65 |
| Just Off The Couch | 5.75 |
| Thing 1 to 3 | 6.25 |
| Forty Plus One | 7.19 |
| Fastest Pomeranians | 7.43 |
| Number Onesies | 7.55 |
| Chloe & The Accelerators | 8.10 |
| 2 Buckaroos and Shamrock Tomahawk | 8.66 |
| Loose Boomers | 11.17 |
| Elemonators | 11.20 |
| Members Off Parliament | 11.33 |
| A.B.F.T.T.B! | 14.09 |
| The Wild Panda | 15.97 |
| Athletes fr Pyeong Chang | 16.10 |
| The Green Machines | 18.07 |
| Justice League | 81.78 |