Schuss Boomer ²⁰¹²

The Adventure

It's a long way to the bottom, All the old men said,
Standing at the start line with helmets on their head.
Gunter strutted forward, standing tall and firm
The sun glinted on his goggles, and many shrank in turn.
It is the mighty Gunter, Schuss Boomer king I fear,
Austria's greatest hero, full of 'it' and beer.

He flexed his rock hard biceps, the girls looked on in awe,
And on the starters signal he went down the course full bore!
His belly rested on his knees, for comfort some might say
As he began to gain great speed Lord help those in his way.
On the jump he took big air, how high we'll never know
But afterwards for many days, there was a crater in the snow

Down the homeward pitch he sped the finish hut in sight,
He clenched his teeth, held his tuck and 'shooshed' with all his might.
He crossed the line and standing tall he skidded to a halt,
He knew his race was over skied without a fault.
The crowd let out a massive roar, "Waht speed was he they shouted?"
"10k" the timer said and Gunter slowly pouted.

"I vish I hadn't used zat vax, I should have skied on Swix - x"
As Challen scooted down the course and beat him using Rain - x!

Paul Challen